YouTube's like Pringles. Once you pop! You can't stop! After I'm thrown into this realm of warbling Whitney wannabes, it's like having the "American Idol" prelims on repeat. There's an endless array of so-bad-they're-good videos. Too many, in fact, to sift through during a traditonal eight-hour workday (not that I'm promoting YouTubing on the job). Here's enough to get you through a break, though:

It's sad "Project Runway" is on hiatus. Really sad. Not just because we love the show, but Heidi Klum desperately needs something to keep her away from projects like the corny Christmas tune "Wonderland." Klum's paper-thin voice isn't my only beef. In fact, in a song with more sugar than a candy cane, a second-grade penned hook ("Wonderland, wonderland, shiny stars, jingle bells") her voice is the burned out star on top of a dying Christmas tree.

Klum is a Heidi desirable Santa

HEIDI KLUM dresses up as the sexiest Santa we've ever seen in this racy new TV ad for luxury lingerie firm Victoria's Secret.

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Say cheese: Grocers bring sexy back

That's when I became unable to tell the difference between a Victoria's Secret catalog and a National Geographic magazine. To Middle-Aged Jim, they both seem like well-photographed travelogues of foreign lands, featuring an occasional bare breast.

I'm not equating Heidi Klum with an antelope; I'm just saying it's highly unlikely I will ever be petting either of those graceful animals in a waking state. I can't afford a safari to Africa, and my "talking doctor" and law enforcement officials inform me the restraining order sets a very clear perimeter with respect to Ms. Klum.

Age is also a redeemer.

It has set me free to appreciate a new recipe for cheesecake: The Girls of Consumer Goods.

These ladies are much more approachable, and they beckon to me where I live: in the Cheetoh's dust-filled haze of the 10-foot space between my television and sectional couch and in the way-too-crowded aisles of the new Harris Teeter stupormarket.

Giving birth is like child’s play for Heidi Klum!

Washington, Dec 16: German supermodel Heidi Klum insists giving birth is "easy", after having three children in the space of just two and a half years.

Klum has spent the majority of the past three years pregnant and is thrilled with daughter Leni, two; Henry, one and Johan three weeks.

The beauty admits she felt her first contraction ahead of Johan's birth in the morning of 22 November, and had given birth to the tot by that afternoon.

"Everyone had the biggest smiles on their faces once Johan arrived," she was quoted by Contactmusic, as saying.

Klum admits having three tiny children in the house keeps her and singer husband SEAL busy, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Bureau Report with ANI inputs

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Beyonce Talks About Depression

LOS ANGELES, CA Tuesday Dec.26.2006 /netmusiccountdown.com/ -- "Irreplaceable" superstar Beyonce Knowles recently spoke up about depression, and the role it has played in her life.The singer revealed that she became depressed after Destiny's Child bandmates Letoya Luckett and Lativia Roberson left the group, causing her to remain in her room for days and refuse eating. At the time, Knowles didn't talk about her depressed state as to not bring negative attention to the band, who had just won their first Grammy.

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